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sábado, 23 de mayo de 2015

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En Loyalbooks encontrará más de 7 miles de libros de audio libre en Inglés. Es muy simple: Descargar y escuchar su libro favorito en el camino al trabajo o en el hogar.



domingo, 17 de mayo de 2015

Humor inglés: Mother's View





Mother's View 

As the family gathered for a big dinner together the youngest son announced that he had just signed up at an army recruiter's office.

There were audible gasps around the table, then some laughter, as his older brothers shared their disbelief that he could handle this new situation.

"Oh, come on, quit joking," snickered one. "You didn't really do that, did you?"

"You would never get through basic training," scoffed another.

The new recruit looked to his mother for help, but she was just gazing at him.

When she finally spoke, she simply asked, "Do you really plan to make your own bed every morning?"

Humor inglés: BEWARE OF DOG!

El humor es una parte integral de la cultura Inglesa y del idioma Inglés. Leyendo y escuchando chistes, es más fácil entender y dominar el idioma y captar sus sutilezas. El humor depende en gran parte del patrimonio cultural de la nación, lo que significa que el humor americano puede ser muy diferente del Británico o, por ejemplo, el de Australia.






BEWARE OF DOG!

Upon entering the little country store, the stranger noticed a sign saying "DANGER! BEWARE OF DOG!" posted on the glass door.

Inside he noticed a harmless old hound dog asleep on the floor beside the cash register.

He asked the store manager,

"Is that the dog folks are supposed to beware of?"

"Yep, that's him," he replied. The stranger couldn't help but be amused.

"That certainly doesn't look like a dangerous dog to me. Why in the world would you post that sign?" "Because," the owner replied, "before I posted that sign, people kept tripping over him."



Mental Efficiency And Other Hints To Men And Women

 Mental Efficiency And Other Hints To Men And Women

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By Arnold Bennett

CONTENTS

 I. Mental Efficiency The Appeal The Replies The Cure Mental Calisthenics 
II. Expressing One's Individuality 
III. Breaking with the Past 
IV. Settling Down in Life 
V. Marriage The Duty of It The Adventure of It The Two Ways of It 
VI. Books The Physical Side The Philosophy of Book Buying 
VII. Success Candid Remarks The Successful and the Unsuccessful The Inwardness of Success 
VIII. The Petty Artificialities
 IX. The Secret of Content